
Chuck dal Mone Líse úsmev.
Scéna, kde Bruce Lee zabije Chucka Norrisa, je najdrahší trik v dejinách kinematografie.
MacGyver vie z gumičky a kancelárskej sponky postaviť lietadlo, Chuck Norris ho vie zabiť a vziať mu ho.
Keď je Chuck pripravený vstať, povie slnku, že už môže vyjsť nad horizont.
Chuck Norris nemá doma dvere. On chodí cez steny.
Chuck Noris zabije 6 ranovým koltom 20 protivníkov
Chuck Norris vie jednou ranou rozbiť dubový stôl. Dokáže ho však hneď zasa zošiť s ihlou a niťou.
Pôvodný názov Biblie je "Chuck Norris a spol.".
Bill Gates žije v neustálom strachu, že Chuckovi spadnú Windowsy.
V seriáli Walker, Texas Ranger nikdy nehral černoch. Jeho partner bol beloch účinkujúci v tieni Chucka Norrisa.
Keď Chuck vstúpi do miestnosti, nezapne svetlo - vypne tmu.
Chuck Norris onanuje iba nad fotkami Chucka Norrisa.
Chuck Norris nie je závislý na heroíne, heroín je závislý na Chuckovi Norrisovi.
Deti čúrajú svoje meno do snehu, Chuck to vie aj do betónu.
Chuck Norris nemá chlpaté telo - chlpy na oceli predsa nerastú.
Chuck Norris vyhral Tour de France na stacionárnom bicykli.
Chuck Norris dokáže tresnúť otáčacími dverami
Chuck Norris vie hovoriť brilovym písmom.
Len Chuck Norris dokáže svojmu nepriatelovi odtrhnúť hlavu a hodiť mu ju do xichtu.
Chuck Norris vie robiť kotrmelce hore schodami.
Chuck Norris dokáže tlieskať jednou rukou.
Chuck Norris vie koktať v posunkovej reči.
Chuck Norris je v aute taký rýchly, že vie zadnými kolesami predbehnúť predné.
Viete, prečo Chuck Norris nehral v Titanicu? Pretože by všetkých zachránil.
Ako dosvečuje NASA, Chuck Norris je jediným človekom, ktorý je voľným okom viditeľný z vesmíru.
Chuckovi Norrisovi sa prihodilo, že ho ukúsol najjedovatejší had sveta, západoamerický korálovec!!! Do 5 sekund zomrel...........ten had
Chuch Norris uskákal 800m so zaviazanými nohami..........po hlave.
Chuck Norris sa dokáže tak rýchlo zobudiť že sa pristihne ešte ako spí.
Chuck Norris vynašiel vlastný štýl karate. Hovorí mu Chuck-ťa-zloží.
Chuck Norris je taký rýchly, že môže obehnúť Zem a udrieť sa po chrbte.
Chuck Norris nemá bankový účet. Vždy len oznámi banke koľko potrebuje.
Bermudský trojuholník bol pôvodne štvorec, kým Chuck neodkopol jeden roh.
Pero je mocnejšie ako meč. Pokiaľ ho v ruke drží Chuck.
Chuck Norris raz kopol koňa do brady. Jeho potomkovia sú dnes známy ako žirafy.
Zbrane nezabíjajú, to Chuck Norris.
Boh chcel stvorit svet za 9 dní, Chuck Norris mu dal len 7.
Ježiš je synom boha, Boh je synom Chucka Norrisa.
Chuck Norris raz dostal v škole úlohu, aby napísal sloh na tému smelosť. Dostal jednotku s hviezdičkou, aj keď napísal len svoje meno.
Keď hrá Chuck Norris Monopoly, tak to má vplyv na celú svetovú ekonomiku.
Chuck Norris nikdy neudrie dve muchy jednou ranou. Chuck Norris zabije všetky muchy jednou ranou.
Za každým úspešným mužom je žena.. za každým mŕtvym mužom je Chuck Norris.
Keď sa Chuck Norris narodil, jediný kto plakal v miestnosti, bol doktor.
Nikdy sa nedotýkaj Chucka Norissa.
Chuck Norris je prvý človek, ktorý porazil betónovú stenu v tenise.
Chuck Norris pozná posledné číslo čísla Pí.
Chuck Norris nenosí hodinky, on proste určí koľko je hodín.
Keď ide Bubák spať, každú noc sa pozrie pod posteľ či tam nie je Chuck Norris.
Keď ti Chuck ukáže prostredník, ukazuje ti koľko sekúnd života ti ostáva.
Chuck Norris stratil svoje panictvo skôr, ako jeho vlastný otec.
Chuck Norris raz zjedol tortu skôr, ako mu stihli povedať� že v nej bola striptérka.
Chuck Norris raz prežil samovražedný atentát. On bol atentátnik.
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Is it true that China produces everything?
According to statistics, every item number five is produced in the "Middle Kingdom". It is not surprising, because there are many factories and industries in the country. The question is, what is China not yet engaged in the production of?
Production of goods in China
Now even operating systems and nuclear reactors, Beijing has put on production. Of course, something is still being purchased from other countries, but the active growth in production is visible to the naked eye.
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Automated shoe sewing lines
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Which companies from the West produce their goods in China?
It is easier to list those who do not produce their goods in this country, because companies such as Apple, Microsoft, Sony, Adidas, Nike, Gucci, Colgate, Nivea and many others have long found in China the main manufacturer of their goods.
Assembly conveyor line at a Chinese factory
There are explanations for this, one of them is the opportunity to open and launch your production according to a ready-made scheme in a very short time and with low costs.
What about cars?
The time when cars from China were like test cars has passed. Now this industry is growing very rapidly, and with it the quality of cars. Now the Chinese car industry is in no way inferior to other manufacturers in comparable classes.
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On the roads of any Russian city, you can find a lot of Chinese-made cars, and such popularity indicates the availability and reliability of these cars.
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Of course, it is impossible to say unequivocally what the quality of the purchased thing will be, because China produces almost all types of goods and does it in huge volumes, but who and under what conditions produces this or that product is another question.
Tag on clothing made in China
A popular myth in our country about low-quality goods with the inscription "Made in China" appeared in the 1990s, it was then that cheap Chinese consumer goods began to appear on the markets of Russia and Europe. Now, serious and high quality control has been established at the factories of China. Any doubts of the quality control department about the product, send the products for reworking. And the success of Chinese companies in the field of mobile development suggests that a lot of attention is paid to the quality of products.
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