Chuck dal Mone Líse úsmev.
Scéna, kde Bruce Lee zabije Chucka Norrisa, je najdrahší trik v dejinách kinematografie.
MacGyver vie z gumičky a kancelárskej sponky postaviť lietadlo, Chuck Norris ho vie zabiť a vziať mu ho.
Keď je Chuck pripravený vstať, povie slnku, že už môže vyjsť nad horizont.
Chuck Norris nemá doma dvere. On chodí cez steny.
Chuck Noris zabije 6 ranovým koltom 20 protivníkov
Chuck Norris vie jednou ranou rozbiť dubový stôl. Dokáže ho však hneď zasa zošiť s ihlou a niťou.
Pôvodný názov Biblie je "Chuck Norris a spol.".
Bill Gates žije v neustálom strachu, že Chuckovi spadnú Windowsy.
V seriáli Walker, Texas Ranger nikdy nehral černoch. Jeho partner bol beloch účinkujúci v tieni Chucka Norrisa.
Keď Chuck vstúpi do miestnosti, nezapne svetlo - vypne tmu.
Chuck Norris onanuje iba nad fotkami Chucka Norrisa.
Chuck Norris nie je závislý na heroíne, heroín je závislý na Chuckovi Norrisovi.
Deti čúrajú svoje meno do snehu, Chuck to vie aj do betónu.
Chuck Norris nemá chlpaté telo - chlpy na oceli predsa nerastú.
Chuck Norris vyhral Tour de France na stacionárnom bicykli.
Chuck Norris dokáže tresnúť otáčacími dverami
Chuck Norris vie hovoriť brilovym písmom.
Len Chuck Norris dokáže svojmu nepriatelovi odtrhnúť hlavu a hodiť mu ju do xichtu.
Chuck Norris vie robiť kotrmelce hore schodami.
Chuck Norris dokáže tlieskať jednou rukou.
Chuck Norris vie koktať v posunkovej reči.
Chuck Norris je v aute taký rýchly, že vie zadnými kolesami predbehnúť predné.
Viete, prečo Chuck Norris nehral v Titanicu? Pretože by všetkých zachránil.
Ako dosvečuje NASA, Chuck Norris je jediným človekom, ktorý je voľným okom viditeľný z vesmíru.
Chuckovi Norrisovi sa prihodilo, že ho ukúsol najjedovatejší had sveta, západoamerický korálovec!!! Do 5 sekund zomrel...........ten had
Chuch Norris uskákal 800m so zaviazanými nohami..........po hlave.
Chuck Norris sa dokáže tak rýchlo zobudiť že sa pristihne ešte ako spí.
Chuck Norris vynašiel vlastný štýl karate. Hovorí mu Chuck-ťa-zloží.
Chuck Norris je taký rýchly, že môže obehnúť Zem a udrieť sa po chrbte.
Chuck Norris nemá bankový účet. Vždy len oznámi banke koľko potrebuje.
Bermudský trojuholník bol pôvodne štvorec, kým Chuck neodkopol jeden roh.
Pero je mocnejšie ako meč. Pokiaľ ho v ruke drží Chuck.
Chuck Norris raz kopol koňa do brady. Jeho potomkovia sú dnes známy ako žirafy.
Zbrane nezabíjajú, to Chuck Norris.
Boh chcel stvorit svet za 9 dní, Chuck Norris mu dal len 7.
Ježiš je synom boha, Boh je synom Chucka Norrisa.
Chuck Norris raz dostal v škole úlohu, aby napísal sloh na tému smelosť. Dostal jednotku s hviezdičkou, aj keď napísal len svoje meno.
Keď hrá Chuck Norris Monopoly, tak to má vplyv na celú svetovú ekonomiku.
Chuck Norris nikdy neudrie dve muchy jednou ranou. Chuck Norris zabije všetky muchy jednou ranou.
Za každým úspešným mužom je žena.. za každým mŕtvym mužom je Chuck Norris.
Keď sa Chuck Norris narodil, jediný kto plakal v miestnosti, bol doktor.
Nikdy sa nedotýkaj Chucka Norissa.
Chuck Norris je prvý človek, ktorý porazil betónovú stenu v tenise.
Chuck Norris pozná posledné číslo čísla Pí.
Chuck Norris nenosí hodinky, on proste určí koľko je hodín.
Keď ide Bubák spať, každú noc sa pozrie pod posteľ či tam nie je Chuck Norris.
Keď ti Chuck ukáže prostredník, ukazuje ti koľko sekúnd života ti ostáva.
Chuck Norris stratil svoje panictvo skôr, ako jeho vlastný otec.
Chuck Norris raz zjedol tortu skôr, ako mu stihli povedať� že v nej bola striptérka.
Chuck Norris raz prežil samovražedný atentát. On bol atentátnik.
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